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Lady Gaga: "People should look nice all the time." "Nice" = "If an alien did meth and had a baby...

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(MrBigFists):

I forgot to put on deodorant today but not to worry, if this urinal cake is good enough for the...

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(5tevenw):

I got a Rolex for his birthday from the lesbians next door. I think they misunderstood me when I...

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(Blueyesbrunet):

If I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work...

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(FussySaffa):

Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the...

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